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Monks Pig Picking

Postby bhorsley » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:03 pm

You Are Cordially Invited and Expected to Attend the 532nd Annual Conclave and Banquet
of
The True Secret order of False Albacorian Monks Preserving Civilization with "Albacore PAC-2014" Saturday, November 1, 2014, at 6:30 PM
The True Secret Order of False Albacorian Monks arrived at Cape Lookout in 1482, 10 years before Columbus got all the headlines in 1492. In the limestone caves under Harkers Island, the Monks quietly created civilization as we know it...and let others take credit for their discoveries. Did your know that Jefferson and Madison received the first draft of the U.S. Constitution from the Monks in 1775; that Orville and Wilbur Wright visited the Monk Caves the year before their first flight at Kitty Hawk; that the internet and solar power were developed by the Monks' Cave Labs; that Bill Gates studied with the Monks for two years after dropping out of Harvard; and that Steve Jobs, an intern with the Monks, was given the design for the iPod, iPhone, and iPad on Harkers Island?
The Monks don't play golf, and their only relaxation is tying flies and fishing for false albacore at Cape Lookout. Until recently, members of the True Secret Order of False Albacorian Monks have never been angry or political...until they read that "corporations are people" and motley candidates can receive unlimited support from secretive PACs (Political Action Committees).
Now the Monks are fighting back to preserve clean air, good schools, salt-water flyfishing, and a boat in every garage! The Monks invite you to support "Albacore PAC- 2014." Contributions to the Albacore PAC cannot be made with money...only time on the water with your children and people of good will. At Cape Lookout you will not see corporations driving boats, casting flies, eating barbecue, or watching sunsets...only people. Help the True Secret Order of False Albacorian Monks preserve civilization by attending our 532nd Annual Conclave and Banquet. As always, no politics, no business, just fishing and making memories. The only identification required to attend this exclusive event is a "Clouser Minnow."
Saturday, November 1, 2014, at 6:30 PM
1576 Island Road, Harkers Island, NC
Again, the Monks have chosen as your humble hosts:
Dana Jennings and Tom Earnhardt
The Jones Brothers Marine Gang and Barbecue Fritz Lindner
Menu: World-Class Eastern NC Barbecue, free-range chicken, and Carteret truffles Dress Code: Fishing casual (slightly damp), nautical, or toga
Note: Monks' Wine Cellar is closed for renovations...bring your own beverage.
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